She said to he,
Like a governess or a queen.
Would you like some sugar?
She asked,
Or maybe some fresh cream?
No thank you,
He politely stated,
For, he said, while you get fat,
I will be in the military,
Wearing my green hat.
Why, you are like a dog,
She replied.
So stupid like one too.
For while you're off,
Getting shot,
I'll be here.
Toodle-oo!